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An Apple Cider slush is the best way to start your October.

An Apple Cider slush is the best way to start your October.

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1 hour ago

thediaryofadisappointingman:

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.

(via jopolniaczek)

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thediaryofadisappointingman:

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.

(via jopolniaczek)

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transisted:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

(via shecallshome)

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corinnestark:

sharipep:

Marge is such a great mom

She gets it. 

(Source: sandandglass, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

this is the motto we need to go back to.

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

this is the motto we need to go back to.

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mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia:

A Kurdish mother sending her daughter off to fight ISIS extremist militants in Kobani, Syria

mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia:

A Kurdish mother sending her daughter off to fight ISIS extremist militants in Kobani, Syria

(via wicked-youth)

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11 hours ago

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

sometimes it’s fun to see some of the smartest people in the world act like idiots for a second

(via ruinedchildhood)

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vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
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(via fraubraun)

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global-fashions:

s-o-t-e-e:

Mariette Valsan as ENCHANTRESS

model : mariette valsan
make up & hair : Chetan Karkhanis
styling : sushant panchal & Mehak Mina
concept & photography : sushant panchal
assistant photographer : Parija Shinde & Priyanka Kirve
jewellery : sia jewellery

(via ravynfuckingfrost)

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